"Thomas Donohue" (tomonomics)
06/16/2016 at 13:31 • Filed to: None
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"Thomas Donohue" (tomonomics)
06/16/2016 at 13:31 • Filed to: None | 3
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So, I curiously went to look for the new #dougbook this morning. (disclaimer: I have not yet read his first book) So I typed in ‘doug demuro’ and this is what I got:
I got his first book from three years ago, and then some other books, including a Jalopnik book, but not ‘Bumper deBumper’. So, I clicked on his name, so it would show me all of his books. Ummm, no. Just one book for Doug.
So I decided to just then I just type in ‘bumper to bumper’ and got this:
Seriously, there are a whole bunch of books by that name, but then some bumper stickers about POOP and a gay bar. I scroll down further and then see the new Grace Jones autobiography, as well as a book about how to sit. Not sure what’s funnier....that someone wrote a book about ‘how to sit’, or the fact that it’s more popular than Doug’s book, even though I searched by the NAME OF HIS BOOK! Oh, there’s also a pretty cheap front bumper for a Tacoma available.
Finally, after scrolling two screens down....there it is!!!! Right under a book about how to attract women, is ‘Bumper to Bumper’. #14 on the list, but it’s a ‘Best Seller’!!! What kind of search algorithm are they using?
What’s even better is that if you search just in Books, it goes down to #74.....seven web pages deep. Right below ‘Earth Magic’.
All that work, and I’m still not buying it.
TheTurbochargedSquirrel
> Thomas Donohue
06/16/2016 at 13:36 |
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That guy was too busy wondering if you had to poop to realize that a magnetic bumper sticker wouldn’t actually stick to a bumper.
71C70
> Thomas Donohue
06/16/2016 at 14:05 |
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How do I join oppositelock? I own 1971 C70 Passport identical to my profile photo.
Wrong Wheel Drive (41%)
> 71C70
06/16/2016 at 14:12 |
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I wish amazon carried a paperback version of his books. I would buy them today if I could amazon prime them.
Mondial goes to 11
> Thomas Donohue
06/16/2016 at 15:45 |
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I figured you needed to do an exact search so I tried “Bumper to Bumper” with the quotation marks being essential. First three are tractor-trailer operations books. #4 is titled: “Lesbian: Bumper to Bumper”. Doug’s book is #7.
Doug DeMuro
> Thomas Donohue
06/16/2016 at 18:14 |
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Holy crap! Number 74!!
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Thomas Donohue
> Doug DeMuro
06/16/2016 at 20:18 |
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Dude, spend a few bucks and have Amazon bump up your search ranking. Seriously, you might as well just make it available at actual libraries.